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03-09 Juice Solves Everything

Mon, 26th Aug, 2019

BMR on Mon, 26th Aug, 2019

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I'll say that Ashface is being a lot easier-going about the situation than I would have been. Had anyone even looked at my little girl the wrong way, and I were the deadliest assassin in the entire continent? Hoo boy, roaring rampage of revenge wouldn't even begin to cover it. Good thing Rainard is a lot calmer and reasonable than I am.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, I turned 33 today! Cripes, but time does fly. Next thing I know, I'll be old and gray, shaking my cane at those damned whippersnappers and their boomy boxes playing in my yard. Bah, back in my day, we had to bang stones together for our music!

Heh, but in all seriousness, when I do get to be that age? I am totally messing with kids by telling them all sorts of crazy stories. "Yeah, back in my day, we had to wind up our computers to get them to start. That's what that tray that comes out is for, you would open it, stick in your wind-up-thingamajig, and then crank it up until it had enough charge to start. What, you don't believe me? Bah! Go to your room, future grandkid!"


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felixp7 on Mon, 26th Aug, 2019

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Happy birthday! Love the punchline.

BMR on Mon, 26th Aug, 2019

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Thanks!

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